sitting in dennys does things like this to you
oh so me and my best friend,and our friend zero sat down for a nice cup of coffee,zero told a true story of when he was in the military


well,him and his fellow people were a clean up crew,they decided to take a break and sat in the camp,one of the solders heared a noice,well,as code goes,he fired,then everyone else fired all of the bullets they had,even a tank,well, people thought they defeted the enemy,and anything that was in that direction could have been swiss cheese by now,


well,the enemy showed itself.


"quack"

Zero pulls out his gun,and shoots the duck that all of the bullets did not get.
"duck explodes"
well,turns out,if they did not shoot the duck,the military would be looked down upon for not defeating an enemy,even if it is a iraq terrorist ducky.